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Sunday, October 31, 2010

My Warning

Caution, Do Not Enter tape

A sudden end to a normal existence.

Possessions confiscated, debts owed, honor forever lost.

A destroyed career.

An attempted suicide.

Friendships irrecoverably destroyed.

A humiliating public trial.

A 78-month sentence, a lifetime of offender registration, an unending period of supervision and probation, a legacy tainted for all eternity.

Incarceration.

The horrible prison food, the overpriced commissary, the forced labor with little compensation.

Gremlin hordes, abusive guards, my fated encounter with Fudd.

Boredom, pointless rules, endless homosexual advances, the loss of feeling safe.

There are no embellishments today, my readers, just the naked truth. Woe to those who would come after me, for I am the scourge of the Internet. To follow my path is to embrace your own destruction.

1 comment:

  1. Hang in there Joe and know not all friendships are irrevocably destroyed just set back a bit
    think of it as simply hit with a sleeping meowth
    ;) but able to be recovered with time and effort

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